chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

All I know is, I got this feeling in my gut and I know, I know that deep down, you gotta be feeling it, too. We’re supposed to be something else. You’re not just some corporate douche bag. This isn’t you. I know you.

urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

thesurroundingbeauty:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

thelovelymocker:

remember how this made our hearts flutter?

The things I shipped before I knew what shipping was 

omg what has happened to todays shows? honestly wtf happened?!!

I guess we’re stuck together. Partners.

onetobeamup:

butiknevvhim:

ohharryosborn:

supernaturally-marvelous:

ask-jarvis:

cumber-kitty:

friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone 

Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident

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how dare you

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boyscoutpussy:

being attractive and having ppl call you ugly is like when youre arguing with your little sibling and they realize theyre not clever enough to argue with you so they just start calling you ugly but you try to not argue back bc you feel bad that theyre trying so hard and its funny so you just let them think they won lol

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

make me choose
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